2010 MLB Draft

Dude, the baseball teams did a draft today! Here’s a big list of a bunch of players who might be relevant in 2013!

Major League Baseball Draft 2010 Completes First Round

1. Washington Nationals — Bryce Harper — C/OF — College of Southern Nevada
2. Pittsburgh Pirates — Jameson Taillon — P — The Woodlands High School
3. Baltimore Orioles — Manny Machado — SS — Brito Private High School (Miami)
4. Kansas City Royals — Christian Colon — SS — Cal. State Fullerton
5. Cleveland Indians — Drew Pomeranz — P — Mississippi
6. Arizona Diamondbacks — Barret Loux — P — Texas A&M
7. New York Mets — Matt Harvey — P — North Carolina
8. Houston Astros — Delino DeShields Jr. — 2B — Woodward Academy
9. San Diego Padres — Karsten Whitson — P — Chipley High School
10. Oakland Athletics — Michael Choice — OF — University of Texas Arlington
11. Toronto Blue Jays — Deck McGuire — P — Georgia Tech
12. Cincinnati Reds — Yasmani Grandal — C — University of Miami
13. Chicago White Sox — Chris Sale — P — Florida Gulf Coast University
14. Milwaukee Brewers — Dylan Covey — P — Maranatha High School
15. Texas Rangers — Jake Skole — OF — Georgia Tech
16. Chicago Cubs — Hayden Simpson — P — Southern Arkansas
17. Tampa Bay Rays — Josh Sale — OF — Bishop Blanchet High School
18. Anaheim Angels — Kaleb Cowart — 3B — Cook High School of Georgia
19. Houston Astros — Mike Foltynewicz — P — University of Texas
20. Boston Red Sox — Kolbrin Vitek — 2B — Ball State University
21. Minnesota Twins — Alex Wimmers — P — Ohio State University
22. Texas Rangers — Kellin DeGlan — C — R.E. Mountain High School
23. Florida Marlins — Christian Yelich — OF — Westlake High School (California)
24. San Francisco Giants — Gary Brown — OF — Cal. State Fullerton
25. St. Louis Cardinals — Zach Cox — 3B — University of Arkansas
26. Colorado Rockies — Kyle Parker — OF — Clemson University
27. Philadelphia Phillies — Jesse Biddle — P — Germantown Friendship High School (Pennsylvania)
28. Los Angeles Dodgers — Zach Lee — P — McKinney High School
29. Anaheim Angels — Cam Bedrosian — P — East Coweta High School (Georgia)
30. Anaheim Angels — Chevy Clarke — OF — Marietta High School (Georgia)
31. Tampa Bay Rays — Justin O’Conner — C– Cowan High School (Indiana)
32. New York Yankees — Cito Culver — SS — Irondequoit High School (New York)

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2010 MTV Music Awards Winners List

In case you missed the teen orgy that was the MTV Music Awards 2010, here’s a list of nominees and winners. Twilight dominated the evening with 4 awards. Anna Kendrick won Best Breakout Star for ‘Up in the Air.’ She was also in Twilight, so let’s chalk that up to 5 wins for the vampire/werewolf flick.

Highlights of the show included Lindsay Lohan’s cleave shots, Tom Cruise’s dance routine with Jennifer Lopez, Ken Jeong’s acceptance speech and creepy tiger bodysuit, and the Sandra Bullock on Scarlett Johannson action.

BEST MOVIE
· Alice In Wonderland
· Avatar
· Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
· The Hangover
· The Twilight Saga: New Moon * WINNER *

BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE
· Amanda Seyfried – Dear John
· Emma Watson – Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
· Kristen Stewart – The Twilight Saga: New Moon  * WINNER *
· Sandra Bullock – The Blind Side
· Zoe Saldana – Avatar

BEST MALE PERFORMANCE
· Channing Tatum – Dear John
· Daniel Radcliffe – Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
· Robert Pattinson – The Twilight Saga: New Moon *WINNER*
· Taylor Lautner – The Twilight Saga: New Moon
· Zac Efron – 17 Again

BEST BREAKOUT STAR
· Anna Kendrick – Up in the Air (Paramount Pictures) *WINNER *
· Chris Pine – Star Trek
· Gabourey Sidibe – Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire
· Logan Lerman – Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
· Quinton Aaron – The Blind Side
· Zach Galifianakis – The Hangover

BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE
· Ben Stiller – Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
· Bradley Cooper – The Hangover
· Ryan Reynolds – The Proposal
· Sandra Bullock – The Proposal
· Zach Galifianakis – The Hangover  * WINNER *

BEST VILLAIN

· Christoph Waltz – Inglourious Basterds
· Helena Bonham Carter – Alice In Wonderland
· Ken Jeong – The Hangover
· Stephen Lang – Avatar
· Tom Felton – Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince * WINNER *

BEST FIGHT
· Beyoncé Knowles vs. Ali Larter – Obsessed *WINNER*
· Hugh Jackman and Liev Schreiber vs. Ryan Reynolds – X-Men Origins: Wolverine
· Logan Lerman vs. Jake Abel – Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
· Robert Downey Jr. vs. Mark Strong – Sherlock Holmes
· Sam Worthington vs. Stephen Lang – Avatar

BEST KISS
· Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson – The Twilight Saga: New Moon *WINNER *
· Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning – The Runaways
· Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds – The Proposal
· Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner – Valentine’s Day
· Zoe Saldana and Sam Worthington – Avatar

BEST WTF MOMENT
· Betty White – The Proposal, Cops a Feel
· Bill Murray – Zombieland , Bill Murray?! A Zombie?!
· Isabel Lucas – Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Unexpected Transformation
· Ken Jeong – The Hangover , Naked Trunk Surprise * WINNER *
· Megan Fox – Jennifer’s Body, Vomits a Mysterious Black Ooze

GLOBAL SUPERSTAR (New Category)
· Robert Pattinson *WINNER*
· Kristen Stewart
· Taylor Lautner
· Johnny Depp
· Daniel Radcliffe

BEST SCARED-AS-SH**T PERFORMANCE
(New Category)
· Alison Lohman – Drag Me To Hell
· Amanda Seyfried – Jennifer’s Body  *WINNER*
· Jesse Eisenberg – Zombieland
· Katie Featherston – Paranormal Activity
· Sharlto Copley – District 9

BIGGEST BADASS STAR (New Category)
· Rain * WINNER *
· Angelina Jolie
· Channing Tatum
· Sam Worthington
· Chris Pine