The Miss Universe pageant was held in Sin City last night, and Jimena Navarrente from Mexico was crowned the galactic champion. The 22-year-old Navarrente, who hails from Gualalajara, knows how to work a pageant. She was crowned Nuestra Belleza Jalisco in July 2009 and she also took home Nuestra Belleza Mexico honors in September 2009. She’s the second contestant from Mexico to be recognized as the hottest chick in any solar system.
Did I mention she’s super hot?
Remember that crazy Japanese Spiderman baseball catch from a couple weeks ago? Well I guess that sort of stuff is routine in The Land of the Rising Sun. Here’s another player getting robbed of a home run by some spiffy ninja moves in the outfield:
20 hot girls in the kitchen (Heavy)
Hand painting art by Guido Daniele (Noupe)
Hot geek girls (Asylum)
Why men hate to hear these 9 phrases from women (Guyism)
Making love vs. having sex (Leftos)
5 worst habits in Fantasy Football (Roto Arcade)
Best of Craigslist: Birthday Sex (Nerve)
Top 10 female celebrities the media tries to convince you are hot (AskMen)
7 technologies that are going to kill us all (UPROXX)
Olivia Munn Playboy photos (New Film Dimension)
7 scientific reasons a zombie outbreak would fail quickly (Cracked)
The most bootylicious athletes of all-time (Bleacher Report)
9 athletes who are more white trash than Kenny Powers (Total Pro Sports)
The worst movies of all time (Ranker)
The hottest college girls in America (Maxim)
Cannabinomics Video — The Marijuana Policy Tipping Point (boingboing)
Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis get it on in some ‘lesbian ballerina sex’ movie (Filmdrunk)
Brett Favre vs. Brad Childress (Manolith)
Awesome cat fight video with hilarious commentary (The Campus Socialite)
Greece v. Serbia on the basketball court. Pick a side, bro.
I could rant on Federer, too. I’m not the biggest fan of that smug mug, either. It’s a good thing Roger Moore is still alive and kicking–he’s a Saint.
Roger Clemens. That guy. I need to fire on all 8 cylinders for this one.
I’m a very forgiving human being. In fact, I don’t hate Roger Clemens for using PEDs, I don’t hate him for lying about it and I don’t even dislike him for the episodes–but I can’t stand the guy. I couldn’t stand him as a player, and I can’t stand him as a fellow member of society. I couldn’t stand how he wished he were the Brett Favre of the baseball world, and I wish to this day that Mike Piazza would have thrown the nub of his bat at Clemens after Clemens threw the head of the bat at Mikey.
I remember in depth conversations I had about Roger Clemens late in his career. I’ll never forget, round about 2003 or 2004, perhaps, when my brother said to me, “I can’t believe that everyone only wants to single out Barry Bonds. If there is anyone in the league that I am 100 percent certain is on steroids, it’s Roger Clemens.” And you know what, you couldn’t argue. How was the guy getting better at a power position, as his body got older. People can say what they will about his training regimen, but they showed videos of it, and it wasn’t that impressive. Yeah, it was obvious–the dude was DRANKIN’ the juice. And honestly, he always acted like such a prick–like the world owed him a huge debt for being a great pitcher.
I laugh when people mutter the words “Hall of Fame” in the same breath as “Roger Clemens.” And I also hate when people try and justify Hall of Fame inductions based solely on numbers. Halls of Fame have become jokes because bums like this are in them. They should be places of celebration, not contention. Make no mistake, there will never be another discussion about Roger Clemens, only arguments.
Whew. Cleansing breath. Now, to the serious matter at hand. An indictment that it going to put Clemens in court. And do you know what sucks? He still won’t admit that he used PEDs. If for some reason he comes out and states that he did use the drugs, I’m sure that he’ll also say it was because he loved the game soooo much, and he didn’t know how to let it go.
Do I think he’s going to jail? Nah. But I think it’s far more likely that he’ll land in the clink than he will in Cooperstown.
Having kids isn’t easy. Especially if your a professional athlete. There’s all that time you have to spend training and traveling. It’s really hard to keep up with the fam.
Things get even more complicated when you’re a 26 year-old former first round pick who’s trying to resurrect his career on a new team while trying to remember all the names of his 8 kids (note: 50% of his kids are or will soon be turning 3 years-old). Antonio needed two hands and some extra time to break it all down for us:
Oh man, ginger girls. There’s just something about ‘em. When they’re not hot, boy are they really not hot, but when they are hot, look out, man. Smokin’ redheads project a sweet ‘n spicy, cinnamon-pepper sexiness that puts them in a separate class of attractiveness. Hot gingers can pull off the classy girl routine AND the fiery sexpot act. They can play the approachable sweetheart card, but they can also give off that hubba hubba vixen vibe. Here’s a look at the 15 hottest redheads of all time:
15. Maureen O’Hara
You’re gonna have to ask your grandpa about this one, but trust me she deserves to be on the list. O’Hara was a feisty, fire-haired woman who looked hot in black ‘n white but really sizzled in Technicolor.
14. Rita Hayworth
13. Ginger – Tina Louise
12. Julianne Moore
11. Gillian Anderson
10. Nicole Kidman