Chris Stout

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Posts by Chris Stout

14 Things You Didn’t Know About Vegas – Infographic

From Gadling:

Hot Lanks!

The 10 worst people to invite to a summer BBQ (BroBible)

Scarlett Johansson looks like a tart in this sundress (Be Better Guys)

Megan Fox’s cleavage went to the ‘Johan Hex’ premiere (Guyism)

Bros icing bros bites the dust (Mashable)

Video of 15 year-old Tupac rapping with Jada Pinkett back in 1986 (FunnyCrave)

That female Viagra stuff doesn’t work (Asylum)

Top 10 Samuel L Jackson speeches (AskMen)

The top 8 NBA jerseys of all time (The Bachelor Guy)

If anyone talks shit about soccer, show ‘em this – 20 hottest World Cup WAGs (HEAVY)

Academy Award Winning Movie Trailer

Oldie but goodie…

Boo This Man Too: Referee Koman Coulibaly Screws the U.S.

Koman Coulibaly - Sack of shitMan, I thought that Germany game had some shit officiating, but this is ridiculous. Referee Alberto Undiano Mallenco made some horrible calls and passed out 9 yellow cards in the early match, but the guy didn’t take away any goals. Kouman Coulibaly did. Oh yes, the ref from Mali screwed over the Americans big time.

After the U.S. squad made an insane comeback to tie Slovenia 2-2, Coulibaly had the audacity to disallow U.S. goal number three. Was it an offsides call? Was it a foul? I don’t think anyone knows for sure.

See for yourself:

Minutes after the match, bitter fans tore into Koman Coulibaly’s Wikipedia page. Alexi Lalas called the man “a disgrace.” That’s saying something. When you get called a disgrace by Alexi Lalas, you’ve really hit rock bottom. Your sack-of-shit status is confirmed for life at that point.

But a disgrace it was. Almost as disgraceful as the play of the U.S. squad in the first half or the total collapse by Slovenia in the second half. After England lost to Algeria in a 0-0 tie in today, Group C just got a whole lot more interesting. Here are the current standings:

Team MP W D L GF GA Pts
SloveniaSlovenia 2 1 1 0 3 2 4
USAUSA 2 0 2 0 3 3 2
EnglandEngland 2 0 2 0 1 1 2
AlgeriaAlgeria 2 0 1 1 0 1

Ron Artest Post-Game Interview Highlights

Ron Artest’s post-game interview highlights showcase the awesomeness behind the man:

Video – Middle Men Trailer

This movie looks sick.

The Luke Wilson comeback is in full swing! Now his brother won’t have to do any more Public Service Announcements.

Boo This Man: Referee Alberto Undiano Mallenco

Somebody boo this man! It always sucks when poor officiating overshadows a great game. Today’s early World Cup match between Germany and Serbia was totally tainted by referee Alberto Undiano Mallenco and his card-happy calls. The Spanish ref became the focal point of the game. Mallenco reached into his wallet a grand total of 9 times in the match. If bullshit had a face, it would look like Mallenco.

During the match, any type of contact resulted in a yellow card. Sneezing was a bookable offense. It was truly a ridiculous situation, with players not knowing how aggressive they could be with challenges. The calls were inconsistent at best; just laughable all around. The announcers couldn’t believe it. The players couldn’t believe it. I got up to get some breakfast and when I looked back at the TV, Alberto Undiano Mallenco gave me a yellow card, too.

The Germans lost their top striker, Miroslav Klose, after he collected two quick, wack yellows in the first half. Serbia went up immediately after that with an instant goal from Milan Javanovic. Ze Germans attacked early and often during the second half. Lukas Podolski took like a dozen shots on goal and even had a chance to equalize with a PK, but it was not to be.

This was an exciting match that would have been much more entertaining without Alberto Undiano Mallenco putting his mark on the game. The man deserves to be booed.

Linkables

What? No more Erin Andrews at ESPN? S’okay, get ready for more Jenn Brown (Deadspin)

5 signs that your parents might be swingers (Asylum)

Things that will get Charlie Sheen killed in jail (Uproxx)

Yea 1968 video of Steve Martin on the Dating Game (Dave&Thomas)

E3 booth babes gallery (EgoTV)

9 fashion choices to avoid at all costs (Guyism)

Emmanuelle Chirqui still brings the heat (Popoholic)

168 booty-ful reasons to root for Brazil (COED)

The 50 worst hip-hop fails of all time (Complex)