Best Cleavage 2011 – The Top 100

25. Eva Mendez

She gets hotter with age. We just have to sit back and watch it all unfold in different Nic Cage movies.

24. Christina Aguilera

Another chest champion who’s recently single. We’re not saying we like her music, but we like how she shows off her chest champs.

23. Brooke Burke

She’s a mother of four and she’s been sporting some of the best cleavage in the world for the past decade.

22. Joanna Krupa

Just a great combination of fit boob and undeniable sexiness.

21. Lucy Pinder

Score one for the Grand Canyon bracket of our super cleave tourney.

20. Christina Hendricks

This lovely redhead has a buxom intersection that can house a family of five. Seriously, you can swim that stuff for weeks on end you motorboatin’ summabitch. She brought curvy back and we celebrate her for it.

19. Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek’s amazing cleave is like the one true constant in the universe. That amazing rack has been on full display since the mid-90s and those two touching puppies are showing no signs of slowing down. Hayek’s going to be showcasing off her brilliant fun bags for years to come.

18. Denise Milani

She speaks Czech, Russian, German, Polish, Italian and English. Plus, just imagine how happy your holidays would be with Milani at your Christmas tree.

17. Gisele Bundchen

Mrs. Tom Brady had a good year. She pulled off the always tricky double whammy of being a new mom and the highest paid model in the world. She’s a complete package, but she gets bonus points for amazing breasts.

16. Kelly Brook

Hottest girl of the summer? Check. Seeing that cleave in 3D was well worth the price of admission to Piranha.

15. Alessandra Ambrosio

She’s Brazilian and we love her. Boobs like that could only come from South America.

14. Diora Baird

The highlight of Hot Tub Time Machine.

13. Jennifer Love Hewitt

JLH isn’t getting any younger, so there could be a time when she doesn’t make this list. This is not that time. With her fine work in the Lifetime original movie TheClient List , Hewitt’s spot remains secure.

12. Miranda Kerr

As if that face wasn’t enough, God crafted two perfect breasts to cap off this insane, supermodel package. Good on you Orlando Bloom, good on you.

11. Marisa Miller

We love Marisa Miller. She dominated our best bikini babes post. She giggled when we asked her about her love for cooking and doing laundry. Marisa Miller just owns lists like this because she must.

10. Adrianna Lima

It takes a special set of skills to sport a $2 million bra and not have anyone notice the jewels, but this Victoria Secret uber-model can pull it off no problem.

9. Katy Perry

Sure, she’s hip, tacky and cute as a button, but rest assured, Katy Perry wouldn’t be Katy Perry without Katy Perry’s cleavage. Homegirl can push those things right up to her neck. It’s worse when she wears those latex getups, too. It’s like trying to put the toothpaste back in the tube. Can’t do it. Won’t do it.

8. Rosie Jones

This sassy limey lass has dabbled in some adult-themed action, but we’re all adults right? We can all appreciate a busty British babe who set a Guinness World Record for the most bras taken off and put on in one minute.

7. Shay Maria

Oh yes, you’ve seen those boobs before. Maria’s a model that became an Internet sensation with her massive melons and epic hipster cleaveary.

6. Keely Hazell

Another British bombshell with the heavy artillery to defend the Empire.

5. Sofia Vergara

Vergara is a pillow fight waiting to happen.

4. Larissa Riquelme

During the World Cup, Larissa’s rack became so popular that AXE bought ad space on her Uruguayan cleavage. Plus, she started the whole cell phone in the boobs craze.

3. Scarlett Johansson

You knew that ScarJo’s breast-convergence would rank near the top of the list. I mean look at those things. Just look at ‘em. Unreal. Put those two together in a red dress and you got the makings of ultimate power.

2. Arianny Celeste

This UFC ring chick expanded her exposure outside of the Octagon last year. She appeared in Playboy and Maxim and dude, just look at her.

1. Brooklyn Decker

Not content with magazine covers and Swimsuit Issues, Brooklyn Decker’s cleavage is starring in an upcoming Adam Sandler movie. It’s a shame her breasts didn’t get top billing. Her cleave will definitely carry that film.

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Charlize Theron
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Mary-Louise Parker
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Naomi Watts
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Jamie Chung
Jessica Simpson
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Ciara
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Sarah Silverman
Kat Dennings
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Michelle Trachtenberg
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Helen Mirren
Marisa Tomei
Allison Brie
Stacy Keibler
Jennifer Tilly
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Anna Paquin
Roselyn Sanchez
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Amber Heard
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