Best Cleavage 2011 – The Top 100

75. Jennifer Aniston

Wait, what? Aniston made the list? Indeed she did. If you were forced to sit through The Bounty Hunter, Aniston’s painful rom-com flick with Gerald Butler, at least you got to see Aniston bouncing around in that top they gave her.

74. Dania Ramirez

We didn’t buy into the whole Turtle love interest thing on Entourage, but we’re sold on Dania’s upper body assets.

73. Jessica Lowndes

Canadian cleave FTW.

72. Kaley Cuoco

Big Bang indeed.

71. Audrina Patridge

At the wrong angle, this chick’s artificial cleave can look funky as hell, but with the power of professional photography, those synthetic snuggle stacks are downright dreamy.

70. Candice Swanepoel

There are a ton of Victoria Secret types on this list, but for good reason. Candice proves that bigger busts don’t always win. Sometimes fit cleave can work wonders.

69. Layla Kayleigh

Nerds love her, and we do too. The former G4 babe is of Middle Eastern, European and African descent. Just a good mix all around.

68. Eva Amurri

What, you thought Susan Sarandon’s daughter was gonna have some under-the-radar cleavage? Please.

67. Selita Ebanks

This sizzling former Victoria Secret model is all kinds of stacked.

66. January Jones

We don’t judge bitchy cleave, we just enjoy it.

65. Izabel Goulart

Victoria Secret knows how to spot Brazilian talent. Izabel and her tropical papayas are no exception.

64. Ashley Jones

She’s been a soap start for years, but it’s her True Blood appearances that landed her on this list.

63. Jennifer Lawrence

The star of Winter’s Bone and X-Men: First Class has got some healthy, healthy cleave.

62. Maria Grazia Cucinotta

We have no idea who this chick is.

61. Heather Graham

The Hangover reminded everyone that Heather Graham’s boobs deserve more exposure on film.

60. Alice Goodwin

Another UK bird with a majestic chest cleft. She’s a model who isn’t afraid to show off her talents in full (seriously, Google that shit).

59. Vanessa Minnillo

Nick Lachey knows a thing or two about fantastic breasts. Way to upgrade to a former Miss Teen USA just in time, bro.

58. Holly Madison

The touched-up girl next door landed on her feet after oiling it up with Hef for awhile. She’s got some nice fake cleave, but we kinda wonder what she looked like 11 surgeries ago.

57. Rachel Stevens

She’s a UK singer, model, songwriter, dancer, TV person, but we don’t care about any of her accomplishments. Those roundies merit praise on their own.

56. Rosario Dawson

Rosario must’ve been plump back in the day. She slimmed down into a toned-looker, but she kept her upstairs junk and we thank her for it.

55. Beyonce

I’m 100 percent not ready for that jelly. Her body may be bootylicious, but it’s her bosom junction that always catches our eyes. Beyonce’s set strikes a great balance. Not too perky, not too saggy. Not too large, not too small. Not too distant, not too smashed. Just the perfect pairing of two great breasts.

54. Maria Menounos

She’s just adorable. And her cleave has this friendly, extra-approachable vibe.

53. Mariah Carey

Oh man, those golden globes have their own gravitational pull! And if she’s pregnant, then what? Will it force a realignment of the Earth’s magnetic poles? Will the new South Pole be in Wisconsin? Only the Mayans know.

52. Jessica Alba

Alba may want to tone down her sexiness, but that’s an impossible act of madness. If there’s a list that involves hotness, Alba will be on it.

51. Penelope Cruz

She’s still got it.