Best Cleavage 2011 – The Top 100

50. Lucy Becker

Becker is the queen of buxom Brits. The blokes across their pond just have a thing for comely wenches with cannon ball bumpers.

49. Ursula Mayes

What? Deal or No Deal went off the air a long time ago? And Ursula Mayes only makes appearances at auto shows? We don’t care. That quality cleave is burned in our memory for at least a couple more years.

48. Hope Dworaczyk

Playmate of the Year in 2010, baby!

47. Jessica Burciaga

Burciaga just makes you wanna be reincarnated as a bikini top.

46. Bar Refaeli

What, you thought Leo was settling for anything less than fantastic cleavage? That dude’s been bagging big game boob since Gilbert Grape.

45. Gemma Atkinson

Who knew Mr. Bean’s real-life daughter would grow up to have such debilitating back problems?

44. Francoise Boufhal

She’s 5-4 and she’s got 28H’s. She’s basically bankrolling every chiropractor in England.

43. Bar Paly

This Israeli supermodel makes us want to have a halva milkshake.

42. Julie Benz

Dexter’s wife had a season-by-season cleave expansion that was just off the friggin’ charts. They had to kill her off to save the rest of the cast.

41. Jaime Edmondson

Miss January 2010 brought in the new decade with some first-class cleave.

40. Emmanuelle Chriqui

She’s underused in Entourage, but she makes up for it by topping sexy lists like AskMen’s Most Desirable Women of 2010.

39. Nicole Sherzinger

This Pussycat Doll is a Maxim list staple for good reason. Smokin’ bod, gorgeous face and yea, victory cleave.

38. Megan Fox

She looks a bit more worn than she did a year or two ago, but that cleave can’t be denied inclusion on this list.

37. Alice Eve

This chick is definitely out of your league.

36. Elisabetta Canalis

Oh I wish that I had Clooney’s girl… Why can’t I find a woman who spells her name like that?

35. Sarah Shahi

A Persian dad and Spanish mom combined to produce super-sexy Aahoo Jahansouz, AKA Sarah Shahi. Cute face, perky pillows, plus, she was in Old School, so that’s an added bonus.

34. Emily Scott

This super sexy Aussie lingerie model doubles as part-time DJ.

33. Holly Weber

So what if it’s all man-made. Weber’s artificial cleave still deserves some props.

32. Kim Kardashian

She has no talent and she used to be hotter. She’s in a race against time to change her half-Armenian face into a full-Asian one. Don’t know what that’s all about, but she’s got junk in the trunk and rubbish in the headlights, so yea, she made the cut.

31. Monica Bellucci

Dude, she’s 46 years old and she can still rock those gravity defying tatas to cleave perfection. Go Netflix some of her foreign films and thank us later.

30. Minka Kelly

Derek Jeter was on to something here. Minka Kelly is ridiculously good looking. She took home Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive crown in 2010, and she’s gonna be featured in lists like this for a long, long time.

29. Abbey Clancy

Busty and British, Abbey was No.10 on FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2010 list. She’s engaged to the extremely goofy-looking Peter Crouch, proving again that great athleticism leads to great cleave.

28. Halle Berry

Why else would you watch Swordfish?

27. Olivia Munn

She’s cute as hell and she’s got the nerdy cleave factor as well. Is she a legit actress? I really don’t think anyone cares.

26. Cheryl Cole

Those dimples say wholesome, but those after-market bumpers suggest otherwise. She divorced England footballer Ashley Cole in September 2010, so she’s on the market, fellas.