Posts tagged Best Cleavage 2011
Everyone loves cleavage. We certainly do. But the sight of two breasts can be a double-edged sword. Stare too long and you get in trouble. Look too little and you miss out. When quality cleave is on display, it makes you want to stop time for an extended stare of booby-mush. But sadly, us dudes don’t have the ability to stop time. We’re left with crooked glance tactics like the photographic-neck-whip snapshot, the I’m-just-looking-for-someone-over-there shifty peek, and of course, the reflective surface bounce-look.
Society tells us it’s wrong to look, but the shirt cut says a gaze is a must. We can’t help it really. We’re hard-wired to love boobs, and nothing’s more distracting than the supple intersection of two gorgeous breasts.
We shouldn’t hide our love for sexy chest valleys. We shouldn’t be ashamed of our appreciation for booby neighbors. We should celebrate the cleave on the regular. We should applaud those happy few who display the best cleavage of the year.
The following list contains breast sets of all sizes. We tried to include some variety; fit busts, grand canyons, subtle cleave, after-market add-ons and all-natural sweater puppy pairings. The selection factors are all highly subjective, but we feel like we know good cleavage when we see it. Overall hotness certainly plays a factor. You’re not gonna find any goat-faced girls with fantastic racks on this list.
And yea, we know 2011 just got underway, but why wait 11 more months to celebrate fantastic cleavage? Let’s get to it…
100. Sophie Turner
99. Carmen Electra
We know, it’s 2011, but Carmen Electra is still pretty hot, man. Just take a look at her new calendar.
98. Mary Elizabeth Winstead
96. Lindsay Lohan
Anytime Disney has to shield audiences and reduce your bust using CGI, you definitely got some junk upstairs. Rehab cleave may not be the sexiest look, but if homegirl ever cleans up, she’ll put her pups back on display.
95. Hayden Panettiere
94. Alyssa Milano
93. Padma Lakshmi
92. Katherine Heigl
91. Eliza Dushku
90. Isla Fisher
She rocks that approachable, down-to-earth ginger cleave to perfection.