Best Cleavage 2011 – The Top 100
25. Eva Mendez
She gets hotter with age. We just have to sit back and watch it all unfold in different Nic Cage movies.
24. Christina Aguilera
Another chest champion who’s recently single. We’re not saying we like her music, but we like how she shows off her chest champs.
23. Brooke Burke
She’s a mother of four and she’s been sporting some of the best cleavage in the world for the past decade.
22. Joanna Krupa
Just a great combination of fit boob and undeniable sexiness.
21. Lucy Pinder
Score one for the Grand Canyon bracket of our super cleave tourney.
20. Christina Hendricks
This lovely redhead has a buxom intersection that can house a family of five. Seriously, you can swim that stuff for weeks on end you motorboatin’ summabitch. She brought curvy back and we celebrate her for it.
19. Salma Hayek
Salma Hayek’s amazing cleave is like the one true constant in the universe. That amazing rack has been on full display since the mid-90s and those two touching puppies are showing no signs of slowing down. Hayek’s going to be showcasing off her brilliant fun bags for years to come.
18. Denise Milani
She speaks Czech, Russian, German, Polish, Italian and English. Plus, just imagine how happy your holidays would be with Milani at your Christmas tree.
17. Gisele Bundchen
Mrs. Tom Brady had a good year. She pulled off the always tricky double whammy of being a new mom and the highest paid model in the world. She’s a complete package, but she gets bonus points for amazing breasts.
16. Kelly Brook
Hottest girl of the summer? Check. Seeing that cleave in 3D was well worth the price of admission to Piranha.
15. Alessandra Ambrosio
She’s Brazilian and we love her. Boobs like that could only come from South America.
14. Diora Baird
The highlight of Hot Tub Time Machine.
13. Jennifer Love Hewitt
JLH isn’t getting any younger, so there could be a time when she doesn’t make this list. This is not that time. With her fine work in the Lifetime original movie TheClient List , Hewitt’s spot remains secure.
12. Miranda Kerr
As if that face wasn’t enough, God crafted two perfect breasts to cap off this insane, supermodel package. Good on you Orlando Bloom, good on you.
11. Marisa Miller
We love Marisa Miller. She dominated our best bikini babes post. She giggled when we asked her about her love for cooking and doing laundry. Marisa Miller just owns lists like this because she must.
10. Adrianna Lima
It takes a special set of skills to sport a $2 million bra and not have anyone notice the jewels, but this Victoria Secret uber-model can pull it off no problem.
9. Katy Perry
Sure, she’s hip, tacky and cute as a button, but rest assured, Katy Perry wouldn’t be Katy Perry without Katy Perry’s cleavage. Homegirl can push those things right up to her neck. It’s worse when she wears those latex getups, too. It’s like trying to put the toothpaste back in the tube. Can’t do it. Won’t do it.
8. Rosie Jones
This sassy limey lass has dabbled in some adult-themed action, but we’re all adults right? We can all appreciate a busty British babe who set a Guinness World Record for the most bras taken off and put on in one minute.
7. Shay Maria
Oh yes, you’ve seen those boobs before. Maria’s a model that became an Internet sensation with her massive melons and epic hipster cleaveary.
6. Keely Hazell
Another British bombshell with the heavy artillery to defend the Empire.
5. Sofia Vergara
Vergara is a pillow fight waiting to happen.
4. Larissa Riquelme
During the World Cup, Larissa’s rack became so popular that AXE bought ad space on her Uruguayan cleavage. Plus, she started the whole cell phone in the boobs craze.
3. Scarlett Johansson
You knew that ScarJo’s breast-convergence would rank near the top of the list. I mean look at those things. Just look at ‘em. Unreal. Put those two together in a red dress and you got the makings of ultimate power.
2. Arianny Celeste
This UFC ring chick expanded her exposure outside of the Octagon last year. She appeared in Playboy and Maxim and dude, just look at her.
1. Brooklyn Decker
Not content with magazine covers and Swimsuit Issues, Brooklyn Decker’s cleavage is starring in an upcoming Adam Sandler movie. It’s a shame her breasts didn’t get top billing. Her cleave will definitely carry that film.
50 Boobies on the Bubble
- Claudia Lynx
- Anna Faris
- Kristin Cavallari
- Gabrielle Union
- Julianne Hough
- Jessica Szohr
- Maggie Q
- Freida Pinto
- Christina Ricci
- Alicia Keys
- Sienna Miller
- Mila Kunis
- Charlize Theron
- Katie Holmes
- Mary-Louise Parker
- Ashley Greene
- Naomi Watts
- Erin Andrews
- Emma Rigby
- Rachel Bilson
- Rose Byrne
- Jamie Chung
- Jessica Simpson
- Eva Longoria
- Ines Sainz
- Denise Richards
- Ciara
- Jenny McCarthy
- Sarah Silverman
- Kat Dennings
- Madeline Zima
- Michelle Trachtenberg
- Katherine Jenkins
- Helen Mirren
- Marisa Tomei
- Allison Brie
- Stacy Keibler
- Jennifer Tilly
- Moon Bloodgood
- Diane Kruger
- Camilla Belle
- Anna Paquin
- Roselyn Sanchez
- Gina Carano
- Ana Beatriz Barros
- Amber Heard
- Amber Rose
- Elizabeth Hasselbeck
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