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Brooklyn Decker – Esquire’s 2010 Sexiest Woman Alive (Reader’s Choice)

Back in March, Esquire got into bracket fever when they set up the 2010 Sexiest Woman Alive Madness tournament – a 64 women, single-elimination tourney where readers could vote on their choice for the Sexiest Woman Alive. The reader’s choice tournament is a supplement to the official selection of the Sexiest Woman Alive, which Esquire will announce in November.

The tourney featured a surprising first round upset (Helen Mirren beating out Megan Fox) and a Sweet 16 berth for underdog Lane Kiffin.

In the Elite 8, Stacy Keibler beat out Heather Mitts, Jessica Alba edged out Kristen Bell, Candice Swanpoel was crushed by Broklyn Decker and Heidi Klum sent Evangeline Lilly home.

In the end, the 64 babes from four conferences (movies, music/fashion, sports and TV) were whittled down to just two: Brooklyn Decker and Heidi Klum. The final was an absolute blowout, with Decker earning 89% of the vote in the championship round. Although Esquire’s official Sexiest Woman Alive won’t be announced for a few months, the people have spoken, and Brooklyn Decker  now stands alone as the reader’s choice for Sexiest Woman Alive.

Here’s a look at the final bracket results.

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SpikeTV’s Guys Choice Awards 2010 Gallery of Hotness

The MANjr team hit up SpikeTV’s 2010 Guys Choice Awards on Saturday June 5th. Okay, so we didn’t get to go inside and get wined and dined next to the A-list celebs, but we did get to hang out at the red carpet sidelines with all the other press folk. Man, those red carpet events really test the concept of personal space. Anyway, I digress.

The Guys Choice Awards is a spoof awards show where instead of awards for high-brow categories like best actor/best actress/best director, they have categories such as Biggest Ass Kicker, Holy Grail of Hot, Jean Claude Gahd Dam, and any words they could put ‘man’ in front of (Most Manticipated Movie).

The awards show was like the wet dream of all awards shows. Take hot models, actresses, action heroes, skimpy cocktail waitresses, booze ‘em all up and let them loose with a pair of mantlers and an 80s hair band soundtrack. Some of the winners included Jack Bauer, Sly Stallone, Scarlett Johansson, Brooklyn Decker, Charlize Theron, Chris Rock (whose acceptance speech was friggin’ hilarious), Sandra Bullock, George Clooney, and more but I can’t remember. Marisa Miller was also in attendance in a skin tight white thing.

The show doesn’t air until June 20th, but here are a few pics to get you warmed up.