Back in March, Esquire got into bracket fever when they set up the 2010 Sexiest Woman Alive Madness tournament – a 64 women, single-elimination tourney where readers could vote on their choice for the Sexiest Woman Alive. The reader’s choice tournament is a supplement to the official selection of the Sexiest Woman Alive, which Esquire will announce in November.
The tourney featured a surprising first round upset (Helen Mirren beating out Megan Fox) and a Sweet 16 berth for underdog Lane Kiffin.
In the Elite 8, Stacy Keibler beat out Heather Mitts, Jessica Alba edged out Kristen Bell, Candice Swanpoel was crushed by Broklyn Decker and Heidi Klum sent Evangeline Lilly home.
In the end, the 64 babes from four conferences (movies, music/fashion, sports and TV) were whittled down to just two: Brooklyn Decker and Heidi Klum. The final was an absolute blowout, with Decker earning 89% of the vote in the championship round. Although Esquire’s official Sexiest Woman Alive won’t be announced for a few months, the people have spoken, and Brooklyn Decker now stands alone as the reader’s choice for Sexiest Woman Alive.
Here’s a look at the final bracket results.
Good gravy, Audrina Patridge is scrumptious! (Heavy)
Get some vuvuzela horn action on your iPhone (CNET)
Yes, there was a Mel Kiper Sr. – 11 Dads of famous juniors (MentalFloss)
This shirt covers every geeky thing from A to Z (SlashFilm)
The top 9 chokes in US Open History (BroBible)
Find out the dirty secrets behind radio’s slow and painful death (TheBachelorGuy)
8 crazy athletic feats that changes sports forever (EgoTV)
Top 20 must see guy movies (MankindUnplugged)
Jessica Biel accepts the Holy Grail of Hotness Award from her A-Team cast mates at the 2010 Spike TV Guys Choice Awards. Well deserved, Miss Biel, well deserved….
GIF of the week: Van Damme’s Kickboxer dance immortalized. Fucking awesome. (Unreality)
Gallery of classic movie posters (EgoTV)
Kylie is red hot in black book (FHM)
Hot World Cup Soccer fan of the day, Paraguay edition (BroBible)
10 new places to have sex (MensHealth)
Celebrities that became overweight (Izismile)
16 funny anti vuvuzela pics (DJMick)
Women dressed up as video game characters (Asylum)
(Photo via: BroBible) Cheers to you guys for unearthing these beauties.
Salma Hayek freaks the f*ck out and climbs Maya Rudolph after seeing a big snake (Guyism)
10 porn stars who gave their bod to god (Coed)
How’d you like to take a butt beating from a hot stripper? VIDEO (Asylum)
5 weirdest products on the web (Cracked)
The Predotter and Terminotter. Awesome (ComicsAlliance)
You can live in Obama’s college apartment for $1900 a month (TheFrisky)
‘Golden Girls’ porn parody trailer (ScreenJunkies)
60 hottest World Cup fans (TotalProSports)
Yes, FHM, Cheryl Cole is a hottie (FHM)
The 55 sexiest South African women (BroBible)
Bill Simmons NBA Finals Game 3 live chat (NBA.com)
Marion Barber played with torn quad in 2009 (PFT)
Chris Brown banned from Britan (AdventureWorthy)
9 dumb girlfriend conversations (EgoTV)
5 Rules of strip club etiquette (HolyTaco)
Mike Fabiano thinks you should draft QB Aaron Rodgers with your first round fantasy pick (NFL.com)
The best bars in America – 2010 (Esquire)
7 dishes that every guy should know how to cook (Guyism)
The 101 Sweetest Things About Summer (COED Magazine)
Cause some of you probably have jobs, here’s 3 ways to watch the World Cup (Mashable)
Top 10 Ways to Attract Hot Women (AskMen)
Ze Germans have zer own FHM list of the 100 Sexiest Women in der Welt (TheDailyFix)
Vida Guerra + Bodypaint = Worth Clicking (Yeeeah)
Caite Upton was Miss South Carolina Teen USA in 2007 and she’s still good looking (Maxim)
Uh-o! Watch out AFC West, here come the Chiefs! (FOXSports)
Time to adjust your approach LA stoners – here’s a map of all the medical marijuana dispenseries that are closing today (LAist)
Looks like the Sandra Bullock comeback tour is in full swing this weekend. First, she hit up the 2010 SpikeTV Guys Choice Awards last night. Bullock made jokes about her personal life while accepting an award for Entertainer of the Year. She followed that up with an appearence at the MTV Movie Awards, where she planted a big smooch on a more-than-willing Scarlett Johansson! The kiss wasn’t all that steamy, but it did add something extra to Bullock’s acceptance of the Generation Award. During her speech, Sandra took the opportunity to set the record straight about her personal life (again), and then decided to give everyone something more interesting to talk about.
What’s hotter than a lil’ Sandra on Scarlett action? Maybe the moment would have been sweeter if Scarlett didn’t get so damn fit for Iron Man 2 and lose some of her topside assets. Still, you got to like these two beauties bridging the generation gap with a little bit of lip lockin’. Here’s the clip:
The MANjr team hit up SpikeTV’s 2010 Guys Choice Awards on Saturday June 5th. Okay, so we didn’t get to go inside and get wined and dined next to the A-list celebs, but we did get to hang out at the red carpet sidelines with all the other press folk. Man, those red carpet events really test the concept of personal space. Anyway, I digress.
The Guys Choice Awards is a spoof awards show where instead of awards for high-brow categories like best actor/best actress/best director, they have categories such as Biggest Ass Kicker, Holy Grail of Hot, Jean Claude Gahd Dam, and any words they could put ‘man’ in front of (Most Manticipated Movie).
The awards show was like the wet dream of all awards shows. Take hot models, actresses, action heroes, skimpy cocktail waitresses, booze ‘em all up and let them loose with a pair of mantlers and an 80s hair band soundtrack. Some of the winners included Jack Bauer, Sly Stallone, Scarlett Johansson, Brooklyn Decker, Charlize Theron, Chris Rock (whose acceptance speech was friggin’ hilarious), Sandra Bullock, George Clooney, and more but I can’t remember. Marisa Miller was also in attendance in a skin tight white thing.
The show doesn’t air until June 20th, but here are a few pics to get you warmed up.
Wicked Pictures star Stormy Daniels is an adult film legend. A five-time AVN Award winner, Stormy’s been steaming up the industry for over a decade. Not just a super-starlet, Stormy has written and directed a few adult films as well. She’s enjoyed quite a bit of crossover success, and in 2010, she even considered running for a seat in the U.S. Senate. Articulate and approachable, this beauty from Baton Rouge, Louisiana can do it all.
Stormy’s latest project is the new film Finding Bliss, a romantic comedy that examines the adult film industry through the eyes of an eager film school grad (played by Leelee Sobieski), who gets to Hollywood with high hopes and ends up editing porn to get by.
CS: So you’ve done a lot of crossover work. You were in the 40-Year-Old Virgin, Knocked Up, Party Down, the FX series Dirt and now this upcoming film Finding Bliss. Do you see yourself doing more mainstream Hollywood work in the future?
SD: I would love to, but it is not something that I plan to seek out. Those opportunities were amazing and I am so thankful for them since I learned a lot and met great people, but I am not under the misconception that it is possible for an adult actress to completely crossover.
CS: Do you have any plans to retire from the adult film industry or focus more on writing and directing?
SD: Of course! Gravity is gonna take effect any day now and I don’t want my naked ass on HD when it happens.
CS: How did you first come in contact with Julie Davis, the writer and director of Finding Bliss?
SD: I actually had never met Julie before my first day on Finding Bliss. She or one of her producers contacted Wicked Pictures and requested me.
CS: How did the set atmosphere of Finding Bliss compare to the set of a film like Space Nuts?
SD: They were pretty much the same. Wicked Pictures produces the highest quality adult movies and we use all the same resources and crew that a mainstream set implements…. we just do it with a little less clothing. More >