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Miss Universe 2010 – Jimena Navarrente

The Miss Universe pageant was held in Sin City last night, and Jimena Navarrente from Mexico was crowned the galactic champion. The 22-year-old Navarrente, who hails from Gualalajara, knows how to work a pageant. She was crowned Nuestra Belleza Jalisco in July 2009 and she also took home Nuestra Belleza Mexico honors in September 2009. She’s the second contestant from Mexico to be recognized as the hottest chick in any solar system.

Did I mention she’s super hot?

Yep.

Told ya.

Thanks FHM.

Aug 24th

Posted by Chris Stout in Girls

Ranking the Redheads – The 15 Hottest Gingers of All Time

Oh man, ginger girls. There’s just something about ‘em. When they’re not hot, boy are they really not hot, but when they are hot, look out, man. Smokin’ redheads project a sweet ‘n spicy, cinnamon-pepper sexiness that puts them in a separate class of attractiveness. Hot gingers can pull off the classy girl routine AND the fiery sexpot act. They can play the approachable sweetheart card, but they can also give off that hubba hubba vixen vibe. Here’s a look at the 15 hottest redheads of all time:

15. Maureen O’Hara

You’re gonna have to ask your grandpa about this one, but trust me she deserves to be on the list. O’Hara was a feisty, fire-haired woman who looked hot in black ‘n white but really sizzled in Technicolor.

14. Rita Hayworth

Nicknamed the “Love Godess,” Hayworth set a new standard for glamour. She appeared in over 60 films and her pin-up posters were admired by millions of servicemen during World War II. From Orson Welles in his prime to Prince Aly Khan, Hayworth married and divorced five times. Each marriage lasted five years or less.

13. Ginger – Tina Louise

Ah, yes. The original Ginger. Sure most people prefer Mary-Ann, but you have to show love to Tina Louise. In 1958 and 1959, when Columbia Pictures was giving this young actress the push, the studio arranged for Louise to pose for Playboy. In 1964, Louise took on the roll of Ginger and cemented her image as a sex symbol for good.

12. Julianne Moore

Yea, I know she’s getting old, but in the proper light, Julianne Moore can still look pretty hot. And who can forget her memorable performance as porn star Amber Waves in Boogie Nights. Classic.

11. Gillian Anderson

C’mon, you know you had a thing for Scully back in the day. The trench coat, that gorgeous ginger skepticism, Gillian Anderson’s probably one of the main reasons that David Duchovny became a sex-starved maniac. She may not be a natural redhead, but her high school classmates did vote her “Most Likely to be Arrested” so you know she’s still trouble.

10. Nicole Kidman

Okay, so she’s obviously had some work done, and she does the blond thing quite a bit, but this Australian-born natural redhead still looks pretty damn good at age 43. More >

Aug 18th

Posted by Chris Stout in Girls

Sofia Vergara Does Esquire

Sofia Vergara is hot. You knew that already. But did you know she did some sexy-time photos for Esquire? Yep, she did. Lookin’ at this photo right here, she seems kinda surprised that you didn’t know about all this:

Look, there’s even a video on it:

You’re welcome.

Aug 11th

Posted by Mac Wilson in Girls

Playboy Golf Photos

This past weekend, the San Diego Playboy Golf Scramble took place at the Maderas Golf Club. After the event, a bunch of Playboy girls and VIP casino players headed out to the Fantasy Springs Resort Casino in Indio. The afterparty featured four Playboy Playmates and about 20 Girls of Playboy golf. Here are some photos from the weekend afterparty at Fantasy Springs:

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The annual Palm Springs Playboy Golf Scramble will take place at Fantasy Springs Resort Casino in November.

Aug 4th

Posted by Mac Wilson in Girls

Link Sauce

Gisele Bundchen wants a worldwide law that makes breastfeeding mandatory (Amy Grindhouse)

Link Juice

Ana Beatriz Barros proves that they just make ‘em better in Brazil (Mankind Unplugged)

The top 10 female strikers in MMA (Heavy)

Jessica Alba shows her butt (CelebJihad)

The 5 sexiest women you don’t know yet (Men’s Fitness)

The 15 worst types of people in America (BroBible)

32 Classic 80’s Sitcom Openings (EgoTV)

U.S. drinking rate is at a 25-year high (Asylum)

7 horrible movie haircuts that we wouldn’t wish on our worst enemy (MTV Clutch Blog)

How not to act like an NYC tourist (Perez Solomon)

Gigantic Jennifer Love Hewitt jiggling boob GIFS part 2 (COED Magazine)

Aug 2nd

Posted by Chris Stout in Entertainment

Top 3 Adult Movie Spoofs – Now Showing on Showtime

When it comes to late night adult-rated soft core pornography, Cinemax (a.k.a. Skinemax) is the king. Well the king is about to be dethroned… at least for the months of July and August (2010). I have discovered a new king of no genitalia showing, bad boob job bouncing, horrendously bad acting late night soft-core porn: Showtime. Why is Showtime the new king? Because they offer a healthy lineup of adult movie spoofs.

As if soft-core porn wasn’t funny enough…

I don’t know about you, but when I watch naked ladies with enormous foreign bodies bolted to their chest pretending to get humped by male actors who obviously had dreams of being the next Brad Pitt, I want to have a chuckle here and there. That’s why The Erotic Traveler (a Skinemax standard) just won’t do.

Don’t agree? Well then I dare you to NOT chuckle at these Top 3 Adult Movie Spoofs on Showtime:

The Hills Have Thighs

Synopsis: A group searches the desert for a missing friend (here’s the “Eyes” connection) but instead, they find a trio of crazed, sex-starved mutant women (of course they do!). No gore in this one, unless you count bad tit jobs gory (I sure do… yuck!).

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Lord of the G-Strings

Synopsis: This erotic take on the highly successful trilogy features such memorable characters as “Throbbits” (are you kidding me???) and a wizard named Smirnoff (oh come on!!!). If you enjoy a little fantasy in your soft core entertainment, this one’s for you (you sick-o!). J. R. R. Tolkien must be spinning in his grave at this very moment.

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The Devil Wears Nada

Synopsis: Some busty broad named Candy Cane gets a job with a New York publishing company (okay, here’s the “Prada” connection) that specializes in adult material (good lord), but finds herself becoming a sex slave for the crazy ass editor (thoughts of Meryl Streep in leather come to mind) who leads her employees through a maze of fantastic erotic encounters (hint: these encounters do not involve hunting down a copy of the unpublished Harry Potter movie).

Note: I couldn’t find a video online specific to this movie, but this highlights the man behind this masterpiece – Jim Wynorski, also known for other classics as The Bare Wench Project and The Witches of Breastwick.

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Who comes up with these things (besides Jim Wynorski)? Seriously! They’re fantastically bad; but you can’t help but stop and watch them when you come across these titles late one Wednesday night when you’re flipping through the premium channel menu. How could you say “NO” to amazing tales of sex-starved mutant women, sex-crazed publishing company editors or”Throbbits”?

Exactly. You can’t. Thank you, Showtime. Thank you.

(NOTE: Some of these actually show on The Movie Channel, which is part of the Showtime family. So Showtime is still to blame).

Jul 19th

Posted by David Waterman in Entertainment