Entertainment

Hot Lanks!

The 10 worst people to invite to a summer BBQ (BroBible)

Scarlett Johansson looks like a tart in this sundress (Be Better Guys)

Megan Fox’s cleavage went to the ‘Johan Hex’ premiere (Guyism)

Bros icing bros bites the dust (Mashable)

Video of 15 year-old Tupac rapping with Jada Pinkett back in 1986 (FunnyCrave)

That female Viagra stuff doesn’t work (Asylum)

Top 10 Samuel L Jackson speeches (AskMen)

The top 8 NBA jerseys of all time (The Bachelor Guy)

If anyone talks shit about soccer, show ‘em this – 20 hottest World Cup WAGs (HEAVY)

Linkables

What? No more Erin Andrews at ESPN? S’okay, get ready for more Jenn Brown (Deadspin)

5 signs that your parents might be swingers (Asylum)

Things that will get Charlie Sheen killed in jail (Uproxx)

Yea 1968 video of Steve Martin on the Dating Game (Dave&Thomas)

E3 booth babes gallery (EgoTV)

9 fashion choices to avoid at all costs (Guyism)

Emmanuelle Chirqui still brings the heat (Popoholic)

168 booty-ful reasons to root for Brazil (COED)

The 50 worst hip-hop fails of all time (Complex)

Finger Linkin’ Good

GIF of the week: Van Damme’s Kickboxer dance immortalized. Fucking awesome. (Unreality)

Gallery of classic movie posters (EgoTV)

Kylie is red hot in black book (FHM)

Hot World Cup Soccer fan of the day, Paraguay edition (BroBible)

10 new places to have sex (MensHealth)

Celebrities that became overweight (Izismile)

16 funny anti vuvuzela pics (DJMick)

Women dressed up as video game characters (Asylum)

(Photo via: BroBible) Cheers to you guys for unearthing these beauties.

Link Machine

Marisa Miller with the top 10 reasons to ride a motorcycle (AskMen)

Twitter’s got it’s own fancy World Cup page (Twitter)

Are you ready for singles softball league action this summer? (Asylum)

Some tips on how to make the most of the World Cup with apps, sites, podcasts and more (CrunchGear)

Ever wonder which athletes get the hottest girls? (BleacherReport)

If you don’t have a team in the World Cup, here’s an article that breaks down the likability of every squad (SB Nation)

Waffles McButter outlines the 15 most inappropriate place to ice someone (BroBible)

Yep, Reggie Bush sure screwed over USC (SportsbyBrooks)

Link Sauce

The 101 Sweetest Things About Summer (COED Magazine)

Cause some of you probably have jobs, here’s 3 ways to watch the World Cup (Mashable)

Top 10 Ways to Attract Hot Women (AskMen)

Ze Germans have zer own FHM list of the 100 Sexiest Women in der Welt (TheDailyFix)

Vida Guerra + Bodypaint = Worth Clicking (Yeeeah)

Caite Upton was Miss South Carolina Teen USA in 2007 and she’s still good looking (Maxim)

Uh-o! Watch out AFC West, here come the Chiefs! (FOXSports)

Time to adjust your approach LA stoners – here’s a map of all the medical marijuana dispenseries that are closing today (LAist)

2010 MTV Music Awards Winners List

In case you missed the teen orgy that was the MTV Music Awards 2010, here’s a list of nominees and winners. Twilight dominated the evening with 4 awards. Anna Kendrick won Best Breakout Star for ‘Up in the Air.’ She was also in Twilight, so let’s chalk that up to 5 wins for the vampire/werewolf flick.

Highlights of the show included Lindsay Lohan’s cleave shots, Tom Cruise’s dance routine with Jennifer Lopez, Ken Jeong’s acceptance speech and creepy tiger bodysuit, and the Sandra Bullock on Scarlett Johannson action.

BEST MOVIE
· Alice In Wonderland
· Avatar
· Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
· The Hangover
· The Twilight Saga: New Moon * WINNER *

BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE
· Amanda Seyfried – Dear John
· Emma Watson – Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
· Kristen Stewart – The Twilight Saga: New Moon  * WINNER *
· Sandra Bullock – The Blind Side
· Zoe Saldana – Avatar

BEST MALE PERFORMANCE
· Channing Tatum – Dear John
· Daniel Radcliffe – Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
· Robert Pattinson – The Twilight Saga: New Moon *WINNER*
· Taylor Lautner – The Twilight Saga: New Moon
· Zac Efron – 17 Again

BEST BREAKOUT STAR
· Anna Kendrick – Up in the Air (Paramount Pictures) *WINNER *
· Chris Pine – Star Trek
· Gabourey Sidibe – Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire
· Logan Lerman – Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
· Quinton Aaron – The Blind Side
· Zach Galifianakis – The Hangover

BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE
· Ben Stiller – Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
· Bradley Cooper – The Hangover
· Ryan Reynolds – The Proposal
· Sandra Bullock – The Proposal
· Zach Galifianakis – The Hangover  * WINNER *

BEST VILLAIN

· Christoph Waltz – Inglourious Basterds
· Helena Bonham Carter – Alice In Wonderland
· Ken Jeong – The Hangover
· Stephen Lang – Avatar
· Tom Felton – Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince * WINNER *

BEST FIGHT
· Beyoncé Knowles vs. Ali Larter – Obsessed *WINNER*
· Hugh Jackman and Liev Schreiber vs. Ryan Reynolds – X-Men Origins: Wolverine
· Logan Lerman vs. Jake Abel – Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
· Robert Downey Jr. vs. Mark Strong – Sherlock Holmes
· Sam Worthington vs. Stephen Lang – Avatar

BEST KISS
· Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson – The Twilight Saga: New Moon *WINNER *
· Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning – The Runaways
· Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds – The Proposal
· Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner – Valentine’s Day
· Zoe Saldana and Sam Worthington – Avatar

BEST WTF MOMENT
· Betty White – The Proposal, Cops a Feel
· Bill Murray – Zombieland , Bill Murray?! A Zombie?!
· Isabel Lucas – Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Unexpected Transformation
· Ken Jeong – The Hangover , Naked Trunk Surprise * WINNER *
· Megan Fox – Jennifer’s Body, Vomits a Mysterious Black Ooze

GLOBAL SUPERSTAR (New Category)
· Robert Pattinson *WINNER*
· Kristen Stewart
· Taylor Lautner
· Johnny Depp
· Daniel Radcliffe

BEST SCARED-AS-SH**T PERFORMANCE
(New Category)
· Alison Lohman – Drag Me To Hell
· Amanda Seyfried – Jennifer’s Body  *WINNER*
· Jesse Eisenberg – Zombieland
· Katie Featherston – Paranormal Activity
· Sharlto Copley – District 9

BIGGEST BADASS STAR (New Category)
· Rain * WINNER *
· Angelina Jolie
· Channing Tatum
· Sam Worthington
· Chris Pine

SpikeTV’s Guys Choice Awards 2010 Gallery of Hotness

The MANjr team hit up SpikeTV’s 2010 Guys Choice Awards on Saturday June 5th. Okay, so we didn’t get to go inside and get wined and dined next to the A-list celebs, but we did get to hang out at the red carpet sidelines with all the other press folk. Man, those red carpet events really test the concept of personal space. Anyway, I digress.

The Guys Choice Awards is a spoof awards show where instead of awards for high-brow categories like best actor/best actress/best director, they have categories such as Biggest Ass Kicker, Holy Grail of Hot, Jean Claude Gahd Dam, and any words they could put ‘man’ in front of (Most Manticipated Movie).

The awards show was like the wet dream of all awards shows. Take hot models, actresses, action heroes, skimpy cocktail waitresses, booze ‘em all up and let them loose with a pair of mantlers and an 80s hair band soundtrack. Some of the winners included Jack Bauer, Sly Stallone, Scarlett Johansson, Brooklyn Decker, Charlize Theron, Chris Rock (whose acceptance speech was friggin’ hilarious), Sandra Bullock, George Clooney, and more but I can’t remember. Marisa Miller was also in attendance in a skin tight white thing.

The show doesn’t air until June 20th, but here are a few pics to get you warmed up.