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Jessica Alba Wants to Tone Down Her Sexiness, World Says Too Bad
Jessica Alba doesn’t want to be seen as a sex symbol anymore. All this photo shoot stuff in bikinis with water dripping down her face is out the window. Topless blond on the bed shots? Those are gone too. Raised-ass paparazzi beach photos? Kiss ‘em goodbye.
Jessica Alba’s a mom now, so she needs to be respectable. She wants to clean up her act and start making some more family friendly movies. Dads who have to take their kids to Disney flicks are extremely happy about this turn of events.
“I think there is a nice balance between ‘family friendly’ and more adult films, but it would be fun to do more films that my daughter can see,” Alba said.
Jessica Alba’s has a two-year old daughter named Honor that she made with film her husband, producer/luckiest-man-alive Cash Warren. Having Alba’s baby is an honor most dudes would kill for.
But seriously people, Alba wants to find more serious woman roles. No more of this stripper in Sin City or hooker in The Killer Inside Me stuff.
“I like finding a character who finds herself, finds strengths and actually uses her damn stilettos (for a purpose) instead of just killing her feet,” the Teen Choice Award winner said.
Hopefully Alba comes back to her senses. It’s her right to want to tone down her sexiness, but that doesn’t mean it’s going to stick. Here are a few reasons why:
- 2001: No.1, Hot 100 list (Maxim)
- 2002: No. 5, Sexiest Female Star (Hollywood.com)
- 2002: No.4, Top 10 Sci-Fi Babes
- 2002: No.6, Sexiest Girls (FHM)
- 2002: No.12, 102 Sexiest Women in the World (Stuff)
- 2005: No.5, Hot 100 list (Maxim)
- 2005: 50 Most Beautiful People (People Magazine)
- 2006: 25 Sexiest Celebrities (Playboy)
- 2006: No.3, 101 Sexiest Celebrity Bodies (E! Television)
- 2006: No.1, 99 Most Desirable Women (AskMen.com)
- 2006: Most Sexy Woman in the World (Norwegian FHM)
- 2007: Most Sexy Woman in the World (Norwegian FHM)
- 2007: No.2, Hot 100 list (Maxim)
- 2007: 100 Most Beautiful People (People Magazine)
- 2007: Winner, Sexiest Woman in the World (FHM)
- 2007: No.1, Sexiest Girls of 2007 (FHM)
- 2007: No.4, 100 Sexiest Movie Stars (Empire Magazine)
- 2008: No.34, Hot 100 list (Maxim)
- 2008: No.2, Sexiest Women of TV (Wired)
- 2008: Sexiest Women in Film of All Time (GQ)
- 2009: No.13, Hot 100 list (Maxim)
And that shit’s just from Wikipedia!
Jessica Alba has no chance of shedding her image as an incredibly scrumptious, drool-worthy slice of hot ‘n sexy amazingess. Sorry, it just won’t happen. It’s gotta be that way. This chick’s gonna be bangin’ well into her 70s. I can see it now:
ALBA: More than 40 years ago, I tried to shed my image as a sex symbol.
GILF WEEKLY: Hahahaha. That’s hilarious.
ALBA: I know but I’d really like to make more films that my great granddaughter could see.
Jessica Alba Wants to Tone Down Her Sexiness, World Says Too Bad
Jessica Alba doesn’t want to be seen as a sex symbol anymore. All this photo shoot stuff in bikinis with water dripping down her face is out the window. Topless blond on the bed shots? Those are gone too. Raised-ass paparazzi beach photos? Kiss ‘em goodbye.
Jessica Alba’s a mom now, so she needs to be respectable. She wants to clean up her act and start making some more family friendly movies. Dads who have to take their kids to Disney flicks are extremely happy about this turn of events.
“I think there is a nice balance between ‘family friendly’ and more adult films, but it would be fun to do more films that my daughter can see,” Alba said.
Jessica Alba’s has a two-year old daughter named Honor that she made with film her husband, producer/luckiest-man-alive Cash Warren. Having Alba’s baby is an honor most dudes would kill for.
But seriously people, Alba wants to find more serious woman roles. No more of this stripper in Sin City or hooker in The Killer Inside Me stuff.
“I like finding a character who finds herself, finds strengths and actually uses her damn stilettos (for a purpose) instead of just killing her feet,” the Teen Choice Award winner said.
Hopefully Alba comes back to her senses. It’s her right to want to tone down her sexiness, but that doesn’t mean it’s going to stick. Here are a few reasons why:
2001: No.1, Hot 100 list (Maxim)
2002: No. 5, Sexiest Female Star (Hollywood.com)
2002: No.4, Top 10 Sci-Fi Babes
2002: No.6, Sexiest Girls (FHM)
2002: No.12, 102 Sexiest Women in the World (Stuff)
2005: No.5, Hot 100 list (Maxim)
2005: 50 Most Beautiful People (People Magazine)
2006: 25 Sexiest Celebrities (Playboy)
2006: No.3, 101 Sexiest Celebrity Bodies (E! Television)
2006: No.1, 99 Most Desirable Women (AskMen.com)
2006: Most Sexy Woman in the World (Norwegian FHM)
2007: Most Sexy Woman in the World (Norwegian FHM)
2007: No.2, Hot 100 list (Maxim)
2007: 100 Most Beautiful People (People Magazine)
2007: Winner, Sexiest Woman in the World (FHM)
2007: No.1, Sexiest Girls of 2007 (FHM)
2007: No.4, 100 Sexiest Movie Stars (Empire Magazine)
2008: No.34, Hot 100 list (Maxim)
2008: No.2, Sexiest Women of TV (Wired)
2008: Sexiest Women in Film of All Time (GQ)
2009: No.13, Hot 100 list (Maxim)
And that shit’s just from Wikipedia!
Jessica Alba has no chance of shedding her image as an incredibly scrumptious, drool-worthy slice of hot ‘n sexy amazingess. Sorry, it just won’t happen. It’s gotta be that way. This chick’s gonna be bangin’ well into her 70s. I can see it now:
ALBA: More than 40 years ago, I tried to shed my image as a sex symbol.
GILF Weekly: Hahahaha. That’s hilarious.
ALBA: I know but I’d really like to make more films that my great granddaughter could see.
Sep 20th
Hella Pissed My Cat Got Stolen During the Gangbang
C’mon people. If you go to the gangbang, please don’t steal the cat. It’s poor form, really.
Via: Imgur
Sep 7th
More Proof That Germans Are Hilarious
We all know that Germans are hilarious. They just are. The proof is out there.
Now we have more proof. Watch this clip and try not to laugh. Go ahead:
Aug 30th
Weekend Linkfest
20 hot girls in the kitchen (Heavy)
Hand painting art by Guido Daniele (Noupe)
Hot geek girls (Asylum)
Why men hate to hear these 9 phrases from women (Guyism)
Making love vs. having sex (Leftos)
5 worst habits in Fantasy Football (Roto Arcade)
Best of Craigslist: Birthday Sex (Nerve)
Top 10 female celebrities the media tries to convince you are hot (AskMen)
7 technologies that are going to kill us all (UPROXX)
Olivia Munn Playboy photos (New Film Dimension)
7 scientific reasons a zombie outbreak would fail quickly (Cracked)
The most bootylicious athletes of all-time (Bleacher Report)
9 athletes who are more white trash than Kenny Powers (Total Pro Sports)
The worst movies of all time (Ranker)
The hottest college girls in America (Maxim)
Cannabinomics Video — The Marijuana Policy Tipping Point (boingboing)
Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis get it on in some ‘lesbian ballerina sex’ movie (Filmdrunk)
Brett Favre vs. Brad Childress (Manolith)
Awesome cat fight video with hilarious commentary (The Campus Socialite)
Aug 20th
DJ Steve Porter Presents Favre – The Indecision
DJ Steve Porter, the guy who brought you The Slap Chop Remix, Press Hop and Press Hop 2, has posted another mashup gem on the SportsNationESPN YouTube Channel. Enjoy:
Aug 19th
Centurion Blu-Ray Six Shooter Giveaway
Summer and action flicks go together like Larissa Riquelme’s boobs and a cell phone. With only a few more weeks of summer left, you need to find more ways to squeeze some action into your life.
Centurion, is a bloody, action-survival slugfest that follows a tiny band of Romans soldiers ravished by an ambush battling their way through unfriendly barbarian territory. The film is now available on VOD, XBOX, Playstation, VUDU and Amazon. Written and directed by Neil Marshall, Centurion stars Michael Fassbender, Olga Kurylenko and McNulty (Dominc West). The film opens in theaters on August 27.
To celebrate the release of the film, MANjr is giving away a Blu-Ray prize pack that includes three action-packed films: Ong-Bak 2, Red Cliff and Bronson.
Here’s how to enter:
- Follow us on Twitter (@MANjrcom)
- Drop a comment below and tell us why you like action films.
- Winners will be chosen at random
- Contest ends on Friday, August 20th
Here’s a quick taste of what you’ll experience when you see Centurion:
Aug 13th
Football Is Back – Hall of Fame Game, Speeches and MVP Maria Menounos
Football is back, baby! The new season is finally here! Well, almost. The Hall of Fame Game signals the start of the NFL preseason, but as any football fan will tell you, the preseason sucks. But that first preseason game always fools you, every friggin’ year. You get all fired up to watch a real, live, actual game of football and then poof – you get one of these sloppy, second-rate, inexperience-driven, I-dare-you-to-keep-your-eyes-open-for-four-quarters, sleepy-ass field-goal fest.
Seriously, I love the NFL, but the preseason breaks my heart every year. It’s a tease, an unsavory reminder that you still have a month to wait before they start playing games that count. They hype that shit up like crazy with all the Hall of Fame speeches, Sunday-night billing and pre-game, cross-promotional super-hype.
Hall of Fame Speeches
This year’s Hall of Fame speeches were pretty good, though. Jerry Rice’s speech was entertaining because of how uninspired and ultra-prepared it was. During Dick LeBeau’s speech, you felt like you were getting a glimpse of LeBeau the coach. Like this must be what it feels like to be a player hearing words of wisdom from this guy every day. Emmitt Smith’s speech came across pretty genuine as well. All-in-all some pretty inspirational stuff.
Madden 11 Pigskin Pro Am
The day after the new Hall of Fame class was inducted and right before the start of the Bengals v. Cowboys in the Hall of Fame Game, NBC viewers were treated to the Madden 11 Pigskin Pro Am. I didn’t watch the thing live. I DVR’d the celeb/former-player infomercial/flag-football game and caught glimpses of it during TV breaks when the real game was on. As it turned out though, the Pigskin Pro Am was way more entertaining than the first real football game of the year.
Viewers got to watch Joe Montana lob touchdowns to Jerry Rice, but that wasn’t the only awesome connection. Rod Woodson trying to cover Marcus Allen? No problem. Deion Sanders talking smack to Michael Irvin? Awesome. Kurt Warner to James Van Der Beek? Fantastic. But the single greatest thing to come out of Hall of Fame weekend was watching Maria Menounos dominate the make-believe football field. She caught a touchdown, scored a 2-point conversion, sacked Kurt Warner and most importantly she flung herself at her teammates at an alarmingly awesome rate. Jerry Rice was more than happy to be on the receiving end of multiple bouncy fits of excitement. She won the MVP, too. Take that Van Der Beek.
Hall of Fame Game
Then there was the actual game. TO is a Bengal. The guy who did the most damage during the game, backup tight end John Phillips, tore his ACL and he’s out for the year. The game featured the highest TV ratings for a preseason contest since 2004. Too bad I couldn’t stay awake to finish it. At least I got to see Maria Menounos do her thing.
Aug 9th