Jessica Alba doesn’t want to be seen as a sex symbol anymore. All this photo shoot stuff in bikinis with water dripping down her face is out the window. Topless blond on the bed shots? Those are gone too. Raised-ass paparazzi beach photos? Kiss ‘em goodbye.

Jessica Alba’s a mom now, so she needs to be respectable. She wants to clean up her act and start making some more family friendly movies. Dads who have to take their kids to Disney flicks are extremely happy about this turn of events.

“I think there is a nice balance between ‘family friendly’ and more adult films, but it would be fun to do more films that my daughter can see,” Alba said.

Jessica Alba’s has a two-year old daughter named Honor that she made with film her husband, producer/luckiest-man-alive Cash Warren. Having Alba’s baby is an honor most dudes would kill for.

But seriously people, Alba wants to find more serious woman roles. No more of this stripper in Sin City or hooker in The Killer Inside Me stuff.

“I like finding a character who finds herself, finds strengths and actually uses her damn stilettos (for a purpose) instead of just killing her feet,” the Teen Choice Award winner said.

Hopefully Alba comes back to her senses. It’s her right to want to tone down her sexiness, but that doesn’t mean it’s going to stick. Here are a few reasons why:

  • 2001: No.1, Hot 100 list (Maxim)
  • 2002: No. 5, Sexiest Female Star (Hollywood.com)
  • 2002: No.4, Top 10 Sci-Fi Babes
  • 2002: No.6, Sexiest Girls (FHM)
  • 2002: No.12, 102 Sexiest Women in the World (Stuff)
  • 2005: No.5, Hot 100 list (Maxim)
  • 2005: 50 Most Beautiful People (People Magazine)
  • 2006: 25 Sexiest Celebrities (Playboy)
  • 2006: No.3, 101 Sexiest Celebrity Bodies (E! Television)
  • 2006: No.1, 99 Most Desirable Women (AskMen.com)
  • 2006: Most Sexy Woman in the World (Norwegian FHM)
  • 2007: Most Sexy Woman in the World (Norwegian FHM)
  • 2007: No.2, Hot 100 list (Maxim)
  • 2007: 100 Most Beautiful People (People Magazine)
  • 2007: Winner, Sexiest Woman in the World (FHM)
  • 2007: No.1, Sexiest Girls of 2007 (FHM)
  • 2007: No.4, 100 Sexiest Movie Stars (Empire Magazine)
  • 2008: No.34, Hot 100 list (Maxim)
  • 2008: No.2, Sexiest Women of TV (Wired)
  • 2008: Sexiest Women in Film of All Time (GQ)
  • 2009: No.13, Hot 100 list (Maxim)

And that shit’s just from Wikipedia!

Jessica Alba has no chance of shedding her image as an incredibly scrumptious, drool-worthy slice of hot ‘n sexy amazingess. Sorry, it just won’t happen. It’s gotta be that way. This chick’s gonna be bangin’ well into her 70s. I can see it now:

ALBA: More than 40 years ago, I tried to shed my image as a sex symbol.

GILF WEEKLY: Hahahaha. That’s hilarious.

ALBA: I know but I’d really like to make more films that my great granddaughter could see.

Jessica Alba Wants to Tone Down Her Sexiness, World Says Too Bad

Jessica Alba doesn’t want to be seen as a sex symbol anymore. All this photo shoot stuff in bikinis with water dripping down her face is out the window. Topless blond on the bed shots? Those are gone too. Raised-ass paparazzi beach photos? Kiss ‘em goodbye.

Jessica Alba’s a mom now, so she needs to be respectable. She wants to clean up her act and start making some more family friendly movies. Dads who have to take their kids to Disney flicks are extremely happy about this turn of events.

“I think there is a nice balance between ‘family friendly’ and more adult films, but it would be fun to do more films that my daughter can see,” Alba said.

Jessica Alba’s has a two-year old daughter named Honor that she made with film her husband, producer/luckiest-man-alive Cash Warren. Having Alba’s baby is an honor most dudes would kill for.

But seriously people, Alba wants to find more serious woman roles. No more of this stripper in Sin City or hooker in The Killer Inside Me stuff.

“I like finding a character who finds herself, finds strengths and actually uses her damn stilettos (for a purpose) instead of just killing her feet,” the Teen Choice Award winner said.

Hopefully Alba comes back to her senses. It’s her right to want to tone down her sexiness, but that doesn’t mean it’s going to stick. Here are a few reasons why:

2001: No.1, Hot 100 list (Maxim)

2002: No. 5, Sexiest Female Star (Hollywood.com)

2002: No.4, Top 10 Sci-Fi Babes

2002: No.6, Sexiest Girls (FHM)

2002: No.12, 102 Sexiest Women in the World (Stuff)

2005: No.5, Hot 100 list (Maxim)

2005: 50 Most Beautiful People (People Magazine)

2006: 25 Sexiest Celebrities (Playboy)

2006: No.3, 101 Sexiest Celebrity Bodies (E! Television)

2006: No.1, 99 Most Desirable Women (AskMen.com)

2006: Most Sexy Woman in the World (Norwegian FHM)

2007: Most Sexy Woman in the World (Norwegian FHM)

2007: No.2, Hot 100 list (Maxim)

2007: 100 Most Beautiful People (People Magazine)

2007: Winner, Sexiest Woman in the World (FHM)

2007: No.1, Sexiest Girls of 2007 (FHM)

2007: No.4, 100 Sexiest Movie Stars (Empire Magazine)

2008: No.34, Hot 100 list (Maxim)

2008: No.2, Sexiest Women of TV (Wired)

2008: Sexiest Women in Film of All Time (GQ)

2009: No.13, Hot 100 list (Maxim)

And that shit’s just from Wikipedia!

Jessica Alba has no chance of shedding her image as an incredibly scrumptious, drool-worthy slice of hot ‘n sexy amazingess. Sorry, it just won’t happen. It’s gotta be that way. This chick’s gonna be bangin’ well into her 70s. I can see it now:

ALBA: More than 40 years ago, I tried to shed my image as a sex symbol.

GILF Weekly: Hahahaha. That’s hilarious.

ALBA: I know but I’d really like to make more films that my great granddaughter could see.

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